My Letter to Kate Middleton

I never thought that I could possibly have anything in common with the beautiful Kate Middleton, other than a love of pretty clothes and patent nude heels. But now as I contemplate the closing weeks of pregnancy, I realise I finally have an affinity with the girl they call K-Middy. We are poles apart in status and lifestyle but we are both playing a waiting game.

The Final Countdown

And now, the end is near and so I face, the final curtain….thanks Ole’ Blue Eyes, I knew I would manage to squeeze those lyrics into a blog post one day.